The 'Complaints' Collection

“Hasn't been updated in a while”

And thank goodness for that. Châteaux, villas, and estates where time has been treated with the utmost respect.

“Took a while to find everyone”

Large houses for getting the whole gang together... eventually.

“Could hear the waves all night”

Not ideal, apparently. Beachfront villas, where the sea is hard to ignore.

“No supermarket nearby”

Remote stays, where distance is part of the appeal.

“Hard to keep busy”

Exactly as intended. Wellness villas, made for switching off.

“Didn't get out as much as we planned”

With villas this extraordinary, there's hardly a reason to leave.